May 2013
11 posts
This was a shitty day and I’m glad it’s over.
3 tags
OH GOD! MY MOM CAME OVER AND WAS SNOOPING AROUND MY APARTMENT SAYING SHE WAS “HELPING CLEAN” AND A BAG OF WEED WAS SITTING ON THE COUNTER! SHE PICKED IT UP AND DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS SO WE SAID IT WAS TRASH AND THREW IT AWAY!
MY HEART. im dead.
4 tags
I just ate a spaghetti sandwich...
Is that even a thing that happens?
April 2013
17 posts
ohthereichenfeels:
whatdoesridiculousmean:
whales-gather-here:
meetmeinthetardis-sh:
whales-gather-here:
wolves-within:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’
the night bloggers are here early
That would be a loud mayonnaise
I guess you could say it’ would be a mayonoise
Did you just
IS MAYONNAISE AN...
Hannibal 1.03: A summary
Abigail: Oh no.
Hannibal: I'll help you hide the body.
Abigail:
Hannibal:
Abigail:
Hannibal: Quick. Into my stomach.
2 tags
Hhhhhhaaannnniiiibbbaaalll!!!!
I can’t I can’t I can’t!
Next Thursday needs to be here NOW. Please.
I LITERALLY CANNOT!
mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my computer
Am I Alone in Thinking This Way?
you-are-johnlocked:
alittleworldofimagination:
This is Sherlock:
This is Sherlock Holmes:
This is Holmes:
And this is “That Guy from the American Sherlock”:
They all play the same character, but if you called them this I would know which one you were talking about.
finally somebody put ths into words! Thanks you
it is not this day: Hannibal, art direction and... →
kaitlin-kelly:
Even only two episodes in, there’s something about Hannibal that makes it different. It exists in a sea of other network murder investigation shows: Criminal Minds, CSI, Law & Order: SVU, etc. Each week is a grisly case of murder, each trying to out-do the previous by having more blood, more…
This perfectly explains why I flail uncontrollably when trying to describe...
perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
1 tag
NBC Hannibal! Why are you so good?
Awesome story line.
Amazing acting.
Fantastic cinematography.
Don’t even get me started on the cinematography! That human mushroom garden! I can’t.
That show had me hooked from the beginning.
rosetherobotninja:
hoshispades:
hoshispades:
everybodys got a water buffalo
stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing
you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly
...
March 2013
2 posts
2 tags
Every time some random person walks up to me...
And tells me smoking can kill me, I always want to say something like, “yeah, I’ve heard living will eventually kill you, too.”
-_-
3 tags
February 2013
7 posts
nerdjosh42:
I remember a time when I actually thought I was gonna do something with my life.
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE
2 tags
I'm in such a fuck it mood tonight...
For real. I just don’t wanna give a fuck about anything anymore. Fuck school, fuck my jobs, fuck my career. Just fuck it all.
4 tags
Every time I get high...
I get all these ideas for stories and think of topics I’d like to film. Or things I’d like to put on tumblr.
Every time I get high…I lose all the energy to write those things down…and I also can’t comprehend 99% of the English language when I’m high…so writing words is no so good. So I decide to go smoke a cigarette on the roof.
Which, in retrospect, it seems like it takes more energy to...
January 2013
38 posts
saiderp:
thatderpwearingafedora:
tunapuss:
charlizesittheronmyface:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
samap24:
groovytimeladyinspace:
iwantyousafe-mydoctor:
pernillo:
superlock-teen-diaries:
allythespacecat:
brunchwithsatan:
tomithejellyfish:
susannaholmes:
when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode
when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode
when moffat
moffat
fat
fat?
This has easily become the best thing on tumblr
